Last updated: 9/2008

Renegade Researcher Reveals How He Went From:

"Runt To Ripped In 6 Weeks…"

You'll Get Fast And Easy Muscle Mass The
Same Way… Don't Tell The Big-Name Gurus Though!

I'm not a big-name personal trainer…just a guy who turned
scrawny skin-n-bones into strong-n-supple muscle within 2 months…
(You're about to find out how you can build muscle fast too!)

From: Jeff Johnson
Date: Monday, December 24

Hey Soon-To-Be Stud,

Jeff Johnson, Ex-Skinny Guy
If you're tired of your scrawny or just "so-so" body then this going to be the most important letter you'll read this year. Stop surfing, mute the MP3s, kill the television, duct-tape the dog's snout shut and invest five minutes of your time in your fantastic future physique.

For years now, my body type has hovered somewhere between pathetic and pitiful. My puny little body kept women laughing behind my back, bosses passing me over for promotions and me jumping from crackpot fad to crackpot fad.

Then I went to Vegas with a buddy and it all came crashing home. What a stupid trip: half naked women woman wandering around that I wanted but couldn't have…chips that barely stayed in my hands long enough to get a fingerprint…and the worst part…

Mirrors All Over The Hotel Room
Reflecting My Scrawny Shape Back At Me

No, there weren't mirrors on the ceiling, it wasn't that kind of motel.

It was just the walls that were plastered in mirrors. They're probably for the same thing as a ceiling mirror but that wasn't the action I was getting in Vegas so I didn't care.

My buddy Kid (long story behind the nickname, don't ask) and I shared a room. Perfect odd couple. I'm so tiny that I'm transparent in direct sunlight while his muscular-frame made the bed moan more than the newlyweds next door.

Two guys who grew up together, went to the same schools, ate at the same crappy restaurants, skipped the same classes and (barely) graduated at the same time. Our jobs haven't been much different, our lifestyles are pretty much the same and neither one of us can pick a winning roulette number if our lives depend on it.

But I'm a toothpick and he's a solid oak.

The real difference is that the same stuck-up girls who blew me off like a bad habit fell at his feet and worshipped him. I love my friend to death but he can be annoying as hell…

Personality Doesn't Seem To Matter If
You've Got A Sculpted Hard Body

Everything else was the same or similar; genetics blessed him and cursed me. You could say that the only action I've been getting is Mother Nature screwing me over time-and-time again.

Fed up, broke and pissed-off at all reflective surfaces everywhere, I came home and committed to doing something about it.

Thought about it day-and-night.

Beat myself up worse than Kid could've if I slapped his mother.

Visualized my perfect masculine form and sent that energy out to the universe (yeah, yeah, I saw that movie too).

Nothing happened.

Apparently it doesn't matter how hard you stare in the mirror while vividly picturing a rippling washboard stomach…you actually have to sweat a little bit. Took me about 6 months to get my narrow behind up off the couch and down to the gym.

Been to the gym lately? If so, maybe you discovered the same thing I did:

The Gym SUCKS For Little Guys Like US!

Do the muscle-bound Greek Gods and the overweight beer-holding sweat hogs inspire you to keep working or do they knock the wind out of your puny torso?

Yeah, exactly. My "inexpensive" membership expires in about a zillion years and I can count my total gym visits with my shoes still on. Money well wasted (money I could've blown at blackjack in Vegas watching beautiful bouncing babes all around me…)

So the gym didn't work. A few thousand dollars in exercise equipment in my basement worked like a charm – for collecting dust and giving me even more stuff I don't clean.

Since nothing being peddled by the gigantic guru's of fitness seemed to do anything more than piss me off further, I did some research and I found out why:

They're More Interested In Making
Money Than Making Me Muscular

That's why I sat down and took advantage of the one working muscle God did give me: 3.5 pounds that rests above my spine and behind my eyes. The info I discovered let me craft muscles onto my skeletal frame faster than I thought was possible. All the other crap I found promising quick and easy results was nonsense.

It happened by working out, in my home, three days a week. Some fast changes to my eating habits, three simple workouts a week and weekends free to go to the club…show off the results and…

Taking Home A Different Female Trophy
Every Weekend As A Reward For The Minimal
Amount Of Working Out I Actually Did...

If I could've paid for this information, instead of searching high-and-low to find it, I would've spent thousands on it…Because that's what those jerky muscle-boys on TV would probably charge.

I'm really not a fan, can you tell? That's why I don't want to be like them and charge you an arm and leg to build muscle fast and beef up your arms and legs.

How much do you think the following info is really worth?

The single most important muscle-sucking mistake made by most people (it's got nothing to do with exercising).

Gut-check facts about workout intensity and why you're not getting bigger…in fact, you're slowly crippling yourself.

Mind boggling warm-up mistakes that hinder your progress, hamper your beef-building and hurt your most tender areas (you're doing it because somebody told you too…but they were wrong!)

Crack out the compound work or intensify your isolation techniques…misinformation is running rampant on this topic!

Sizzling secrets for pumping past the point of no return (if you feel like you're not getting results, do this immediately and watch that problem disappear).

Massive multivitamin myths shattered – why you shouldn't rely on the highly advertised crap you find at the store.

Crucial creatine realities that the supplement companies pray you'll never find out.

Meal-replacement drink mythology – if you've been relying on them you'll stop immediately (and you'll have a super simple replacement you can throw together in a minute).

Here's what this is really all about: you don't need to buy a bunch of fancy equipment and you don't need to go to the damn gym. You're wasting time, wasting money and wasting away.

Let me show you some simple and easy things you can do in the comfort of your own home, three times a week, that'll pack on pounds of muscles and sculpt your body like Michelangelo.

You've got to get real about the fitness gurus out there in the market: they're business people first and trainers second. Aside from little things like ethics and honesty, one thing separates me from them…

You're Not Going To Get Another Sales
Pitch From Me In A Month Or Two

They're in the business of selling you a video this month and a book next month and then a boot-camp the following month: it goes on and on. If any single thing they sold you actually worked then they lose a customer. They're in the business of selling you dreams while you improve their reality.

If my strategies sucked then I'd be broke because it's the only thing I've got. Instead of trying to string you along, selling you a bunch of stuff that sounds good but doesn't work…

My Business Is Built On Referrals,
Word-Of-Mouth And Satisfied Customers…

...So My Stuff HAS To Work!

To make sure you can benefit from my stuff, you'll also find out about the:

Stupidly simple change you can make to almost entirely avoid work-out plateaus…the gurus want you to hit a plateau so they can sell you the "advanced program").

Flaxseed facts most folks don't know (another supplement that starts with "f" is far superior)

Bodybuilding B.S. about cardio and why it's hindering more than it's helping.

Illogical reality about taking time off from your workout on a regular basis (if you're not taking long and regular breaks then you're wasting a lot of energy).

Easy technique known as the "King of Exercises" among the most ripped men in the world (done in your own home once a week).

Nightmarish truth about spine, kidney and muscle damage that you're inflicting on yourself right now…even if you won't know it until you're 60.

Breathtaking facts about modern society and how the politicians, agricultural corporations and well-respected individuals are working to make your muscle building harder.

Sincerely serious "something" you're skimping on each evening that's killing all of your other body building efforts.

Muscle mass manufacturing protein you need to take in after every work out (but you should never take it on it's own)

What do the letters C, B and Z mean for your muscle building efforts?

Carefully crafted formula of work-out intensity, volume and frequency (if you've got the wrong answer to this then stay on the damn couch because you're wasting your time).

Now, let's be honest: one of the things that the so-called gurus don't want to tell you is that your efforts to build muscle are wasted and worthless if you don't change your diet. Why don't they tell you that?

Because They're Afraid It'll Turn You Off
And You Won't Send Them Your Money!

Well, if it turns you off then I don't want your money. If you're not willing to make some simple eating changes then you're wasting your workout time, you're not going to see results and you're going to end up pissed off at me.

I've done all of the work for you and created three different meal plans based on a carefully calculated formula that you can easily and quickly adjust if you want. Each strategy is setup for a different metabolism level so that, no matter who you are or where you're at, you'll be able to put this into action immediately.

Aside from the tasty and easy to follow meal plans, you'll learn about…

Body building fact that kills the common-sense B.S. about "breakfast being the most important meal of the day." (for building muscle-mass, there's a far more critical meal…)

Cheater's guide to nutrition – sticking to your diet everyday is the worst single thing you can do…know why?

Crucial key snack you should be munching on right after you work out (the top trainers in the world do this and then, somehow, forget to tell everyone else).

Mythology surrounding supplements dreamt up in a marketing department, not a doctors office, purely to sell you more worthless crap.

The gurus are hoping you never discover this information because you can work out every day, all day, and still be waiting in line for their next product because you're not seeing any results…if you're not eating properly. Lucky for you, it's easy (even though they make us all think it's really hard and miserable).

After spending months researching all of this information, weeding out the crap and polishing the gold the end result blew my ever-lovin' mind. Reading over the information I found made me feel queasy because…

It Seemed Too Damn Easy,
Simple And Good To Be Real...

After all, that's what we've all heard our entire life, right? If it's too good to be true then it probably is.

You know why we feel that way though?

Because we've been buying the wrong products, peddled by the wrong people, period. Conned into sending piles of cash to pricks who have a vested interest in selling us products that don't work. They've burned us for so long and stolen so much that they've ruined our chances for true success.

How long are we going to let their million-dollar manipulation steal our money, fill our closets with worthless junk and prevent us from getting access to the true secrets? Then again…

It's Very Possible My Program Isn't For
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